myanmar shave

now that 'Burma' is now known as myanmar, i'm assuming burma shave will have to become myanmar shave!

burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997

going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!

shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!

by michael foolsley April 12, 2011

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Fema-shave

When a man runs out of his shaving cream and has to use female shaving cream.

Man: "I had to do a fema-shave this morning, because yesterday airport security nabbed my shaving cream."

by rymoaz April 13, 2010

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Shaving the Pineapple

The act of masterbating ferociously

Last night my mom caught me shaving the pineapple.

Today has been quite the day, I'm going home to shave the pineapple til I pass out.

by Dannyboii January 27, 2013

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shaved monkey

Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.

every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.

by Obi Kaye October 10, 2006

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No-Shave November

An excuse that one will not shave throughout the month of November

Man to Woman: Holy shit, your legs are hairy!
Woman to Man: -Bitchy- Uh, it's No-Shave November...

Child: You look just like Santa Claus!
Person: Shut the fuck up - it's No-Shave November

by noshaver:D November 15, 2009

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