Seema

1) Seema is a nice girl. Her real name is Shemehah but dont call her that ;o

Seema is teh ownage.

by Lowgun October 15, 2004

seemin on the knee

someone is full of it, exaggerating or lying

Quit seemin on the knee or you seemin on the knee used if someone is tellin a farfetched story or exaggerating

by Kelly C. April 19, 2003

Semantic Band-Aid

All the verbal things one scampers to congure up, contort, and convey as sincerely as possible to patch up whatever's left of what was once an intimate relationship.

Janet: You broke up with Chad?!? Super-sensitive Chad? He's gonna implode!
Beth: I know! Too sensitive! That was the problem! So tonight I'm getting more stoned than the 10 commandments and write down every Semantic Band-Aid I can possibly pull out of the universe's bing-hole to make sure he doesn't mistake his dog's bed for his mother's womb and his Pabst bottles for breasts for the next half-year.

by smASH ULMall June 8, 2009

Semanic

Being of the semen nature.

John spilled so much of his semanic fluid all over Tracy's face that she looked like a glazed donut.

by Penis McNuts August 23, 2010

Semanticate

v. tr. (from the adj. semantic); the intended meaning (implicit or explicit) of an individual’s communication; that which is trying to be communicated by an individual.

When I speak of ‘freedom’ I do not mean the bland and passive ‘freedom from’ commitment or responsibility that is too often semanticated.

by Wowbagger January 27, 2011

Semantics

If it walks like a fish and it barks like a fish, then it's a fish.

Amanda Mercedes C: You're such a fucking narcissist.
Dan: That's only semantics, miss lady. You should just call me a bastard.
Amanda: Piglet.

by Narcissistic Personality Disorder September 20, 2005

seaman

to stupidly, accidentally cut yourself with a sharp object

Damn, I almost pulled a seaman!!

by benojulez May 10, 2009