8 Seconds

When you are fucking a chick doggy style, put her in a full nelson, tell her she is the ugliest bitch you have ever seen, and then try and hang in there for 8 seconds.

I tried for the 8 seconds, and the bitch got me off.

by Nick May 21, 2004

10 seconds before you go-go

This is the sexual act of teasing your partner for such an extended amount of time and just barely keep him from ejaculating. And when you think the time is right, you simply start having normal sex so he can't manage to hold it back for more than 10 seconds.

I don't know what to think...Stacy did the 10 seconds before you go-go on me, and now i'm neither satisfied, nor dissapointed.

by crazy_weisz October 19, 2018

Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.

Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.

by Cocoa J November 1, 2018

Football Seconds

A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.

The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.

Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.

by @username November 25, 2018

18 Seconds

The amount of time it takes for a comment to be deleted on Dildo Death Race

It's really sickening that these "moderators" are deleting my comment after 18 seconds

by Lamezoner March 20, 2021

100 seconds to midnight

Its the doomsday clock

what is the doomsday clock at?
100 seconds to midnight

by Duckxel May 4, 2022

27 seconds

The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.

Did you have fun at the nerdbang?

Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.

by Annoying Little Dad February 2, 2023