Desk Sandwich

A sandwich one hides in their desk at work to consume at any given time, usually eaten in secret when someone has much work to catch up on.

"Man, I had to work during lunch, good thing I had a Desk Sandwich otherwise I never would've made it."

by poizunman August 3, 2012

safety sandwich

food eaten before going out drinking to ensure you don't get too hammered too fast.

1: Dude, be careful you're drinking pretty fast.
2: No worries I had a safety sandwich earlier.

by wwsdubs June 27, 2008

Beaver Sandwich

A sexual position for a threesome.
two girls start scissoring and a guy puts his penis in between their vaginas.

Me and a couple girls did the beaver sandwich last night... it was totally cool.

by Dr. Love McLovestein April 3, 2010

Shark Sandwich

An album from the rock group Spinal Tap.

Marty: "The review for Shark Sandwich was merely a two word review which simply read shit sandwich."

by Oreon August 22, 2008

Sex sandwich

The act of two male bodies' double-penetrating a female, wherein the female serves as the meat between the two men, each of whose erect penises is affixed within the female, one in her anus and the other in her vagina. Generally, the male bodies avoid physical contact, although incidental contact is usually unavoidable; however, such contact normally does not serve as a deterrent for even heterosexual men who create a sex sandwich due to the extreme physical pleasure and sexual arousal caused by such an act. The female may face either upward or downward in the sandwich and is often adorned with makeup and even jewelry and/or high heels/boots but rarely anything else. All three bodies are otherwise nude. The sex sandwich is often regarded as one of the hottest sexual positions that can be achieved.

Dan and Keith enjoyed a sex sandwich with Katie last night before simultaneously cumming on the young blonde's face.

by captainclutch86 May 21, 2016

LGBT Sandwich

Similar to the well known BLT sandwich, which consists of Bacon, Lettuce, and Tomato in that order, an LGBT Sandwich is made up of Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomatoes

Guy 1:
Dude have you tried the LGBT Sandwich? It's not gay or anything, it's a BLT with Guacamole.

Guy 2:
No, but it sounds good.

by NutsBreath June 14, 2020

Air Sandwich

A Type of Sandwich with only 2 slices of Bread and nothing in the middle

Jerome has an Air Sandwich for Lunch, what a douche

by Seitanic March 12, 2010