Ruben

An awesome guy whose kinda short. He's Hispanic and loves to workout. Hes very strong and has a hot body. Hes great in bed and is the thing of girls dream. Very loyal to his friends and will do anything to protect them. If you find him never let him go because your regret it alot. He's extremely athletic but also is a badass. Don't fight him unless you want to go to the hospital.

Don't mess with Ruben he'll kick your ass!

Awww your so lucky that your boyfriend is a Ruben.

by Reddragonfire23 November 5, 2018

A Reuben Pearce

An an extremely ugly person who is short and fat. They can't play football no matter how hard they try. The most often get rejected by girls for their height.

A marling boy "stop being a Reuben Pearce!"

by A marling boy April 13, 2020

Reuben

A Sexual Position, Where The Female (Or Male Recieving) Does The Splits With Their Face Buried In The Bed, Their Rump Hanging Off, And The Male (Or Male Giver) Pounds It

Dude, Im So Gonna Get Jess In The Reuben Tonight, Shes Like A Gymnast

by AdamskiAnnihalation January 21, 2009

reuben thumb

An unexpected insertion of a thumb in an unwilling anus.

Playtime ended promptly when I gave her the Reuben Thumb.

by Dick Longly January 4, 2009

Ruben S Ayala High School

A school where there needs to be a new principle that acucally give a shit about all of the studrnts, and teachers; mostly students; and when I mean students, I dont mean the scumbags who get high and dont give a shit; I mean the ones who accucaly will have a sucessful career in the future.

Ruben S Ayala High School needs a new principhe to run things properly

by a vengefull student August 6, 2011

Reuben

A Reuben is some one who loves a few things which are vodka; fighting; rugby; loud music; friends and family.
He is also quit big for his age has many friends and is and classes friends as family.
Very protective of his family.

At a house party dude A "man where's the alcohol" *Reuben slams door with four bottles of vodka listening to loud music* " WHO'S READY TO PARTY."

by SpecialDude July 21, 2018

Reuben

An absolute gentleman, very polite. Some may consider him to be posh but in a good way. Has an excellent sense of style, always seen in a suit. Has some money behind him but very humble. Incredibly talented at singing, in particular, take me home country roads. Always up for a drink and loves to party. takes natural leadership roles and is liked by everyone.

"do you know who my favourite person is?"
"no, who?"
"Reuben of course!"

by Sweetheart- RT March 14, 2019