The crowd reaction at a live music event when the act on stage deliberately or inadvertently leaves a small gap before the end of a song, but then plays on, people think the song is over and clap / cheer.
The applause inevitably peters out quickly as the song kicks back in.
The applause inevitably peters out quickly as the song kicks back in.
by hararya February 19, 2012

Vic was chatting so fast, he started suffering from "premature etypulation" - I couldn't understand his spelling.
by Pamela D December 26, 2008

by Anonymooski July 10, 2010

Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.
by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010

the condition when one gets drunk too early in the evening and then wants to pass out when her friends want to party
by nardkat123 October 28, 2010

My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>
It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
by soundgrrrl67 May 2, 2009

When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.
Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
by Julicles October 21, 2013
