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Premature ovation

The crowd reaction at a live music event when the act on stage deliberately or inadvertently leaves a small gap before the end of a song, but then plays on, people think the song is over and clap / cheer.

The applause inevitably peters out quickly as the song kicks back in.
Jimmy was so drunk that when the band stopped playing for a second he had premature ovation.
by hararya February 19, 2012
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Premature Etypulation

When one types in chat and doesn't take the time to check spelling prior to sending.
Vic was chatting so fast, he started suffering from "premature etypulation" - I couldn't understand his spelling.
by Pamela D December 26, 2008
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Premature textulation

The act or practice of sending a text message before you've finished it
Text: "Are you goi"
Reply: "WTF?"
Text: "Sorry - premature textulation"
by Anonymooski July 10, 2010
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premature tweejaculation

when you accidentally send a tweet and you're not even close to being done typing.
Premature tweejaculation is the most common illness among fucktards who has fat thumbs and can't type.
by spacemanfoo May 15, 2010
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premature drunkulation

the condition when one gets drunk too early in the evening and then wants to pass out when her friends want to party
Our friend got drunk too early, aka premature drunkulation. Party foul! Epic fail.
by nardkat123 October 28, 2010
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premature etextulate

The act of accidentally sending a half written text message.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I premature etextulated:

She: hey what's up
Me: Hey...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss <send>

It should have said "...just wanted you to know how much I love and miss football season".
by soundgrrrl67 May 2, 2009
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Premature echeckulation

When a waiter/waitress brings the check to your table even though you are in the middle of eating your meal and enjoying your drinks.
Wayne, "Is that the check for our meal? I'm still eating my steak and I want to order another drink."

Julie, "Yeah, it is another case of premature echeckulation."
by Julicles October 21, 2013
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