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Truly's in the Pooly's 

Something you you and your bros all shout out when you're enjoying some Truly spiked Seltzers by the pool.
Hey bro, this sure a a gorgeous summer afternoon.
You know it! Truly's in the Pooly's!

The Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

When someone watches you take a dump and masturbate from behind a shower curtain in a public space
Me and John used to be friends until he hit me with the Lyn-Dan potty room slammer

how long should i keep the poopy in 

duct tape
me: hey doc i got another question for you i know you really liked the last one how long should i keep the poopy in like how long should i keep the duct tape in