Pizza Plebiano

Noun: Cheese on toast.
Pizza for plebeians, plebs but made to sound Italian.
Cheese on toast is not to be called welsh rarebit. That is different.

Pest: Sniff, sniff. Mmmm! You're cooking pizza. Can I scrounge a slice?
Cook: Unfortunately this is the kind of pizza that you can't eat.
Pest: What! I eat every kind of pizza.
Cook: But I'm making Pizza Plebiano.
Pest: Sounds gorgeous!
Cook: You can't eat it because there is only enough for me. Go away.

by John McCririck's Unlucky Laundress October 20, 2005

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A website for the loser who can't get laid without paying for it. He thinks because he can pay for sex, and then write penthouse letters about his experience, it makes him a stud, or some sort of "sexual intellectual." Personified by the website proprietor, or head pimp, Fred Zed, whose avatar is Homer Simpson.

You have 3003 posts on PERB.CC? Dude, give your head a shake and get a life.

by Trooper 2012 July 14, 2014

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Pleb Ninja

A pleb ninja is somebody who makes chocolate crispy cakes wearing a marco pierre white headscarf.

"Wow! look at that pleb ninja who makes chocolate crispy cakes wearing a marco pierre white headscarf!"

by We Are The Weirds June 20, 2009

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pleb

A muppet, someone who is simple and slightly retarted.

Dopey from snow white and the seven drawfs may be seen as a pleb

by Preme September 5, 2007

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noun somebody who is complete crap at everything and cant do anything rite, and to be honest is a complete noob at everything. generally used as an insult

1. you plebb

2. your such a plebb

3. you gay assed horse raping mother fucking retarded spasticated asswipe plebb

by jimbo January 27, 2005

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