picklemonkey

someone who goes to work, but does not work. they spend the day on forums and telling jokes.

i hired this kid, but he turned out to be a picklemonkey

by tonyfan August 9, 2005

pickle stab

Hockey term describing when the offensive player pokes at the puck while it is resting between or around the goalie's legs.

Sidney Crosby pickle stabbed at the puck until it finally squeeked through the goalie's legs.

by MentalEdge April 17, 2007

Pickled Hard

What happens to the male reproductive organ after being not used for sexual intercourse for an extended period of time.

It's been like ten days since I've gotten any, my wiener is pickled hard.

by Momma VC December 13, 2010

Pickle Sisters

When two women have slept with the same guy, they are Pickle Sisters. This is the female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers.

I'm so embarrassed--I just found out that I'm Pickle Sisters with the skank down the street!

by DD-TollyTolly-D August 18, 2016

Pickle Sickle

You slash your pee pee off and grind it into a curved spikey surface and then you stab your wife.

“Pickle Sickle”-Gekyume Onfroy 2019

by Mumistriplegay March 15, 2019

Pickle

An ambiguous sign of affection that lies between a pinch and a tickle. Usually enacted by small children developing their motor skills. When done by adults, it's just passive-aggressive behavior.

My young niece likes to pickle people and she does it with a devious smile.

by OgilvyJD June 30, 2014

pickle breath

A really frowsty morning breath caused by a night drinking cheap vinegary wine. Mostly comes accompanied wwith a white slimy tongue and some green unidentifiable bits stuck between the teeth.

I leaned over to give my new lover a kiss in the morning, but my false eyelashes melted when he breathed his repulsive pickle breath on me!

by Scarlett.007 January 8, 2009