Hey guys, it’s Zach Reynolds and I have a pimply peepee
Pimple cock (it wouldn’t let me enter it without this)
Pimple cock (it wouldn’t let me enter it without this)
by Kkkooper November 19, 2018
oh no hornyfagslut you have pimple tits
by hornyfagslut March 29, 2020
When your girl takes a mouthful of cum, and you slap both her cheeks at the same time, making all the cum spit out like a pimple.
by jayspidey October 01, 2017
Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper
by Loyalty To A Fault March 26, 2018
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by Opeytwin79 May 23, 2019
The direct and fundamental cause of sittin’ and pimples is usually from long-haul driving, sitting in an office chair for long periods of time long periods of gaming on line, and general malaise and lethargy. Sittin’ Pimples are usually considered as “ass acne” but can include, ingrown hairs, mild boils and blackheads.
Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Sittin’ Pimples are often correlated with “pancake ass” (the flattening of one’s ass from extensive sitting) and “hail damage” (the cellulite dimpling seen on thighs and ass).
Last night I finally hooked up with the secretary in our office. We had a couple drinks went home. The clothes started flying. Next thing I know she bends over the bed telling me she wants the velvet hammer I looked down……she has a boner killer case of Sittin’ Pimples!!…….it could have been braille……Long story short, we just watched television….. I think it was Harry Potter.
by Road Boy August 17, 2024