The Peasant

when you cum into someone’s hand and they drink it like water in their palm

I did the peasant with my girl last night

by quanrae February 17, 2019

Peasant Juice

Water

Friend: “Would you like some water?”
Me: “Hell no - I don’t drink peasant juice; get me a gin”

by Icemaiden13 November 10, 2019

Rich peasant

A rich peasant is basically a peasant with alot of money. Basically a person who barely spends on anything and wouldn't dare to make big purchases.

Hes rich but acts poor, what a Rich peasant!

by Supercheeseidecream December 31, 2020

Peasant

People using Instagram for memes instead of Reddit

Are you on Isntagram? Is that a meme? Waaaa you peasant

by ~peasant May 2, 2019

Peasant Poop

When someone in the 21st century takes a dump without a bidet.

Grow up Janet, it's 2024. How are you still taking peasant poops? Get a bidet so you don't get stink ass.

by Gigitigardner April 11, 2024

Peasant Chocolate

The chocolate candy leftover from Halloween that nobody wanted.

Would you like to pick some Peasant Chocolate from this bowl? :-)

by Spontaneously funny RN June 10, 2024

Peasant

A little bitch/whore

Look at Joey over there what a PEASANT

by Kaluhkgjdjd.fm July 8, 2021