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Paranoia experienced by women while menstruating which makes them think that they have to keep changing their pads after every ten minutes or otherwise they will stain.
It is my second day and I have been feeling so padanoid that I am running to the bathroom every now and then.
by Grey Warden June 16, 2016
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Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
Pros: No one can get you! Muahaha!
Cons: Hard to talk to people without you thinking they're gonna get you.
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Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
Guys who wear makeup, big shoes, and weird clothes. Basically Dee Snider.
by Nicole Armand January 15, 2009
Get the clown paranoia mug.The fake mental condition of constantly thinking your mobile phone is vibrating in your pockets, signalling a call or a message, when in reality, it isn't and there was no call or message. This leads to the phone owner constantly pulling their mobile phone out to check.
Person 1: -Checks Phone. Dude! I think have phone paranoia!
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
Person 2: Ah I've had that for ages, it's so annoying
Person 1: Definitely, i look like a fool always checking my phone.
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"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."
"He sharted today, so he's got a major case of fart paranoia."
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