Minden Hills, Ontario

A small town in Ontario, known best for it’s drug addicts and homophobia. A quiet town with a low population and nothing to do, you can usually find teenagers high and crying in the foodland parking lot

Overall not a great place

“my family is moving to Minden Hills, Ontario”

“Good luck. I hear that place is a cesspool”

by junkfears January 22, 2022

Ontario

The Florida of Canada.

Originally land stolen from the Anishinaabeg, Iroquois, and Inuit peoples of North America, Ontario is now notorious for being overly expensive, dangerous, and exclusive towards its inhabitants.

Racism, classism, never-ending construction work and high death rates are insanely high.

Person 1: "We're heading over to Ontario, eh?"
Person 2: "Fuck."

by PazWasHere June 6, 2023

lake ontario

the ultimate place of residency for the resident that ejaculates like lake ontario.

ex. Narwall: you know Shon?
Aayon: Yes everyone knows Shon.
Narwall: Did you know he cums like Lake Ontario?

by A rizz January 23, 2024

lake ontario

a large area where the resident ejaculates

shon: i ejaculated like lake ontario after i saw those hips

by A rizz February 5, 2024

Ontario Place

I'm very excited for Doug Ford to build the mega spa. I have my friend Leon who really wants to see the construction of the Ontario Place Mega Spa. He told me he absolutely regretted donating to a charity organization that advocates stopping the mega spa construction. I agree!

I haven't been into spas, but Therme Canada will do a fantastic job with the spa. Leon has told me he is even became a huge Doug Ford supporter and he's rooting for Doug Ford in the next provincial election in 2026. I agree with Leon 100%! While you're at it Doug Ford, build that 403 as well!

Ontario Place For The Mega Spa!

by DestroyOntarioPlaceBuildTheSpa January 8, 2024

ontario,ca

Were Mfs Trun Snakes For Anything nd Hit Stains Meaning Steals from Anywhere or any who.💯✔

Why Are you so Ontario,Ca Tommy.

by Gt Nation October 4, 2016

Paris Ontario

Smelly ass river town in Southern Ontario. School’s full of hicks. Only thing to do is drink in Barker’s Bush or throw rocks at trains. Downtown is gorg but gets invaded by tourists every weekend. STAY AWAY.

Weekend daytripper: BlogTO says Paris Ontario looks just like Italy.
Parisite: BlogTO doesn’t know shit. Take your SUV and drive back to Sauga.

by Parisite12 December 4, 2023