zaddy patty

zaddy patty (patrick wilson)
is the most sexiest, hottest man alive.
zaddy, used as an antonym for “daddy”
when people say this, they’d let him smash.

damn, zaddy patty could hit any day of the week
i’d fs smash zaddy patty

by mentally.ill.gay March 11, 2022

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Patty Fitzpatrick

A character from jacksepticeye bitlife series who if you f*ck with will either kill you by biting your skull open or hiring hitman also do not fart next to him he will get hitman to kill you

Coworker: hey have you noticed that anyone who mess with patty Fitzpatrick dies like his wife
Patty Fitzpatrick : oh sh*t he is on to me
Patty Fitzpatrick : yea hitman #69 come on over

by Some jackaboi fan April 11, 2020

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Patty Mcswainous

The act of preforming anal sex with another man. After he dumps his load in the condom you yank it off and slurp the semen out of the condom as if you were eating a freezie.

Old patty was getting his turd cutter pounded, once he heard his partner shoot his load he spun around and gave him a patty Mcswainous

by Kramsuit August 31, 2013

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feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.

Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.

by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018

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The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.

Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!

Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."

by McBetts October 25, 2012

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