Stomach Patty

The phenomenon of throwing up where the puke is extra thick and chunky and the resulting puddle holds itself together in a thick round patty shape. Can often happen after a big session of eating and drinking.
Man, I felt so bad after downing all that pizza and beer but after I laid down a stomach patty on the neighbour's lawn I was good to go!

Mike: "Damn I shouldn't have had that last plate of chicken wings."
Ali: "Stop your whining and lay a stomach patty in the alley over there. I wanna hit that bar up the street."
by McBetts October 25, 2012
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feltch patty

A turd deposit stuck to one's anal pubes.
Man. When the TSA officer checked my ass for drugs all he found was a wicked feltch Patty.
by TheRealSmokehouse September 15, 2018
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Patty Fitzpatrick

A character from jacksepticeye bitlife series who if you f*ck with will either kill you by biting your skull open or hiring hitman also do not fart next to him he will get hitman to kill you
Coworker: hey have you noticed that anyone who mess with patty Fitzpatrick dies like his wife
Patty Fitzpatrick : oh sh*t he is on to me
Patty Fitzpatrick : yea hitman #69 come on over
by Some jackaboi fan April 11, 2020
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Patty Mcswainous

The act of preforming anal sex with another man. After he dumps his load in the condom you yank it off and slurp the semen out of the condom as if you were eating a freezie.
Old patty was getting his turd cutter pounded, once he heard his partner shoot his load he spun around and gave him a patty Mcswainous
by Kramsuit August 31, 2013
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hair patty

When you pull a lot of hair off of your hairbrush, and it comes off in the shape of a burger patty.
Person: Woah, I just pulled a huge hair patty off my hairbrush!
Other person: Cool!
by I_am_cool_maddy January 3, 2021
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pulling a Patty

When you dissapear for months with out warning, or fail to show up for a planned event and don't bother to inform the people waiting for you.
Uncle Tyrone should have been here 3 hours ago, I can't believe he is pulling a Patty for his mother's funeral!
by Chick USA May 17, 2008
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