Jonny and Betty

Popularized in the song of the same title by Meryn Cadell. A type of marriage or relationship between a man and a woman whereby one or both are gay/lesbian, but are together to mask their sexual orientation or keep up an approved appearance for family, friends or other social pressures.
At a Wedding:

girl: Wow, Billy and Sara make a great couple! They're so good together.

guy: Are you nuts?!? Billy's gay, dude! His dad would cut him out of the will if he found out. This is a straight up jonny and betty union.
by 2305jcn September 30, 2011
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Betty Rose

That Betty Rose from last night sure does sting!
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Bomb on Betty

Term for having a destructive diarrhea explosive like defacation
Oh my God! I'm about to Bomb on Betty in this bathroom!
by Jme2tall October 10, 2018
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Bettie Babbles

Mesmerised & speechless at anything to do with Bettie Page Beautiful
Bettie,s foto gives me the Bettie Babbles stockings, high heels, spanking, whip
by Iron Eagle January 09, 2015
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Sloppy Betty

(i) noun. Where the act of ejaculating inside a woman is immediately followed by a fanny fart, the resulting mess is referred to as a Sloppy Betty.

(ii) a person who commits the above.

(iii) verbal noun. The act of doing the above.
"I bust a nut inside her and by the time i'd rolled off her she queefed and did a Sloppy Betty all over the sheets." or using the verb: - "she Sloppy Bettied the sheets"

"Look what you did you dirty skank whore, you are such a Sloppy Betty"
by jizzyBT August 21, 2009
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betty mcbet

like bet, but better.
yo, you wanna pick up chipotle?
betty mcbet, ive been craving chipotle
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Betty Curse

A "goth-pop" band, fronted by Megan Burns aka Betty Curse.

The genre of "goth-pop" is a manufactured genre with no relevance to goth or gothic rock

Megan Burns also acted in the film 28 days later.

The debut album "Excuse All The Blood" takes its name from the suicide note left by Death from the black metal band Mahem. This must be very insulting to Death's family and to all black metal fans!!

Her music sounds a lot like Avril Lavigne, but she is more "gothy" in appearance. However, Betty Curse is not a gothic rock band.

By trying (and failing) to combine different genres, she is an insult to goth, pop and black metal.

"I like dressing up. I like drinking wine. I enjoy loneliness. I like romance. I like being in control. I like being submissive. I like reading poetry aloud. I like absinth. I like parisian prostitutes from the early 1900s, true ladies. I like tattoos. I'd like Nick Cave to sing to me as I bled to death. I like making up stories. I like to lie, it makes life more interesting. I LOVE The Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster. I kill people and sell the bodies. I'm in a band, but then who isnt?"
"No-one really knows how Betty Curse pounced into the world, or from whence she crept, but the legends are legion. Some say shes some venom-pretty monster cloned by mad scientists from the spittle of Siouxie Sioux, the tears of Christina Ricci and the shotgun brain mulch of Dead from Mayhem"
by Zoggi June 07, 2006
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