The Nutty Professor

When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.
I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.
by Spider November 17, 2004
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nutty duzzum

expression used to show an easyness about life. To be carefree. Antonym would be paranoia/distress
Don't worry about it man, nutty duzzum.
by Trevor B. December 31, 2004
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Nutty Hole

When a guy shoves his nuts into a girls asshole for extra pleasure.
Jack nutty holed Sabrina so hard she could almost taste his balls.
by Confederacy420 August 15, 2015
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Nutty Chapstick

When you wipe some sweat off of your nut sack with two fingers and then wipe the sweat onto the victims chapped lips.
"My nuts are sweaty and itchy. I think I'm going to catch Jennifer by surprise with a nutty chapstick"
by GrizzlyBear211 July 10, 2014
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nutty buddy

most extreme athletic supporter in the world. The ultimate protection u deserve
the boss- 8====D
the hog- 8========D
el jefe- 8=================D
George has a nutty buddy. You should too!!:)
by The Beasts from the east November 12, 2006
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nutty buddy

A person infected with genital worts or some STD that causes their penis to have bumps on it.
I gotta fuck wit the lights on so I make sure I aint messen wit no nutty buddy.
by Krista Aponte August 25, 2004
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nutty mcshithead

that mother fuck that sits there and laughs like this hua hua hua
hua hua hua
by uncle jim June 22, 2004
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