When one commits the act of jerking off his genitalia in a jar of crunchy peanutbutter and gets a nut stuck up in his ureathra.
I was rubin one out in the peanutbutter but then I had to call it quits cause the Nutty Professor walked in.
by Spider November 16, 2004

When you wipe some sweat off of your nut sack with two fingers and then wipe the sweat onto the victims chapped lips.
"My nuts are sweaty and itchy. I think I'm going to catch Jennifer by surprise with a nutty chapstick"
by GrizzlyBear211 July 10, 2014

by Confederacy420 September 21, 2015

by Trevor B. December 30, 2004

most extreme athletic supporter in the world. The ultimate protection u deserve
the boss- 8====D
the hog- 8========D
el jefe- 8=================D
the boss- 8====D
the hog- 8========D
el jefe- 8=================D
by The Beasts from the east November 11, 2006

by Krista Aponte August 25, 2004

by uncle jim June 21, 2004
