numpty

An idiot.
Usually used by british people.

Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.

by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

Numpty

Lacking in common sense

You fell in the stream? You numpty, you could see it was there!

by Pierced and Awesome May 25, 2023

Numpty

An idiot

me: Luke you are a numpty
luke: ok

by Daily Goat Newsletter April 14, 2021

numpty

this is the definition of jalynn

“jalynn is a numpty”

by Laddie_1234 May 1, 2021

Numpty

Numpty

A guys from dumb ways to die which his hair gets burned and the lyrics "set fire to your hair"
Guy 1:Have you know numpty
Guy 2:ummm yes i have unlocked it in dumb ways to die the game

by The dumb ways to die lover July 12, 2022

Numpty

Someone who acts/ looks like a ballbag. Could use some major help.

My girl friend mallory was being a Numpty today.

by Bonestead July 31, 2022

Numpty

a person who can't understand basic ideas, a "chump"

He is a right numpty

by detroitkicks June 17, 2022