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Russian Tea Bag

When one dips one's balls into vodka and has his partner lap up the precious liquor from his scrotum. Can also be performed with caviar or creamed haring. In Russia, it is traditional to take a shot of vodka after performing the Russian Tea Bag.
Al walked in on his mom giving his dad a Russian Tea Bag last night. He said that he can't get the picture of his mom licking his dad's caviar covered balls out of his head.
by papafatsax April 30, 2007
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Gerken Tea Bag

Sex position when you stretch a persons anus then dip your testicles inside, keep them there for about 15 seconds then take them out and make the person suck your nuts
"Dude you know what a Tea Bag is?" -Matt
"Yeah!!!" -Connor
"Well theirs a weird gross version of the Tea Bag." -Matt
"Whats it called??" -Connor
"Nuts+Anus-Shit+Mouth= Gerken Tea Bag..." -Matt
"Ohh tell me more" -Connor
by Verrrrry Chilll September 14, 2011
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vampire's tea bag

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!
by ben curry September 24, 2003
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humming tea bag

The act of performing a standard tea bag while the person giving the tea bagging hums their favorite song. This resonates a orgasmatic stimulus to the recipient. Popular songs and nursery rhymes are always a favorite.
After a night of drinking Sally came over to my place and she gave the best humming tea bag ever to a great rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. God Bless America!
by Captain Scotty P September 1, 2009
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boston tea bagging

verb(sexual(usually done with the pile driver): inserting your balls into her asshole, then put your cock into her pussy. After cumming, grab your dick and pull your nuts out of her asshole.
Last night i was boston tea bagging my girlfriend, after i pulled my nuts out of her asshole, i tea bagged her mouth so she can clean the shit off of my sack !
by steven l turner February 8, 2007
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Nigerian Tea Bag

Receiving oral sex immediately after going for a long run, usually on an extremely hot day.
-"Part of my preperation for the Olympics is going on a 5k then getting a Nigeran Tea Bag from your girlfriend."

-"Damn my balls are hot and stanky, how about you give me a Nigerian Tea Bag."
by Marathon Man June 11, 2006
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Tea Bag Staining

Discoloration of the skin surrounding the anus and vagina. A condition that can be treated by a plastic surgeon in procedure known as Anal Bleaching.
Q: How was the girl you were with last night?
A: Fairly fit, no Tea Bag Staining, only a bit of Bacon Rind!
by Concho June 29, 2012
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