Noah

He is hot. That’s is all
Girl 1: “Noah is so hot”
Girl 2: “Yeah I want to fuck him”
by Urdadishomogay69 May 04, 2021
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Noah is an absolute TURKEY, with bare hoes. Noah is an absolute player and loves to watch Netflix while he's on facetime with you. Even though Noah makes you put up with all of his bullshit. He is extremely kind and easy to talk to, as well he is hella cute and attractive. Noah likes to do stupid shit that he knows he shouldn't do, he loves to get himself in trouble and break rules.
Woah Noah is being such a turkey
by Soccer4life⚽️ July 15, 2019
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Noah is the greatest guy in the world. The typical Noah is tall and wears mostly tshirts and hoodies. He has an amazing sense of humour and can make anyone laugh. It's not hard to tell that Noah is extremely intelligent. He's also attractive in every way possible. Noah views himself as annoying, but he is the complete opposite. He's an amazing person to be around, and he can get along with just about anyone. Did I mention he's REALLY hot? He is. Noah is the perfect guy.

Unfortunately, the only person who realised all this before he turned 16 is his girlfriend who is not good enough for him. Noah deserves better, but he doesn't know that because he thinks he's garbage. Nobody really knows why he thinks this because he can get practically anyone to date him.

In conclusion, if you find a Noah that's single, dedicate all of your effort into trying to date him. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
"Why the hell is Noah dating her?"
"I wish I was dating a Noah."
"Since when was Noah so hot?!?"
by That one clingy chick December 01, 2018
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Guy who built a huge wooden box called the ark.
Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something
by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020
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he went to nationals in his elementary school chess game. that's it.
Noah also attended table tennis.
by peoplecallmemiaitssad January 02, 2021
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A big dickhead who can also be a good mate. Most of them are sound some ar not but what can you do
Oi noah

What
by Tomr123 January 15, 2019
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Noah is good looking but can be mean to the people he gets close to and will end up pushing them away but he is playful and fun to be around.
Who is this guy he’s such a girl magnent must be a Noah
by Greyssssfan April 23, 2018
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