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A Nightcap

The act of using a recreational substance such as Marijuana or another CBD/hemp derivative to conclude ones nightly routine before bed.

Alcohol may also be considered a Nightcap as alcohol is generally known to relax muscles and "soothe" the mind, in small doses.

Ex.
• "Man something smells loud, who's got the grass?"
"That's just Aiden, He's putting on a Nightcap"

• "Eve, is something burning?"
"Shitonacandlestick! Lilith must have burned another hole in the carpet after putting on her Nightcap."

• "Please keep quiet, your father is very tired from work. He put on his Nightcap and went straight-to-sleep."
by YaBoiXero June 10, 2023
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Niche Nightclub

A Sheffield Nightclub that ran until about the mid 2000s. Played bassline house and old skool 4x4
Person 1: Where were you last night

Person 2: Niche Nightclub.
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YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB

A guy that came from MINNEAPOLIS and slapped the SHIT out of me on THE ROOM 16 SLING.

I did not realize he was in POST FARTUM DEPRESSION.

FUCK HARDER PRINCIPLE applied as just look down there.
YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB as the way you slapped me around it was indicative of my PEDOPHILIA sales talk of the NIGHTCLUB in FEMALE CLOTHING.

When I FARTED on the SLING as YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB said we are done.

Now the FUCK SEARCHER is on for the PLOW THE BACK 40 as have to watch the split as they are out for YOU ARE SO NIGHTCLUB bloodletting ceremony and a FIST FUCKING .
by COME GET ASSHOLE May 12, 2021
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The First Guy to Own A Nightclub

The most recent installment in Ryan George's "The first guy" series on YouTube. Go watch all of them. They're funny. He's a fantastic comedian. He does "pitch meetings" which used to be on Screen Rant. Has a bunch of other skits. It's good. Check it out.
Hym "Hey, the first guy to own a nightclub! Hilarious! It's Chris! Look, Chris! It's you! Kill yourself you piece of shit! I revolutionized A.I. and you interview sophists and charlatans! Who is it that actually sucks! I get credit for even half of the things I've done and I immediately make more money then you will ever have in you life and if I don't get credit I'll stab some kids! No amount of improvement accomplishes for you what I've accomplished. Do it today! Kill yourself today! You're literally expendable! Kill yourself Chris!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2024
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