A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020
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Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
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by Legolas_is_a_goat_PJO1738 February 12, 2017
Get the New Zealand mug.A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.
Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.
And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.
And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022
Get the New Zealand mug.New Zealand Green, also known as Kiwi Green, is a slang term for cannabis that is grown in New Zealand. It is a term that is commonly used in small parts of Auckland.
Drug dealer: Hey, do you want to buy some fresh New Zealand Green? It's imported straight from New Zealand, bro.
by Wetbeans January 7, 2024
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New Zealand is setting the trend in public health—banning smoking for anyone born after 2005 shows they’re serious about combating tobacco use!
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