Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.
Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.
Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.
Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023

by hoebag443 November 30, 2022

Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)
I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.
Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then
Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then
by doo doo 😛 September 1, 2020

by Harveybennett February 8, 2021

A New Zealand Mud Slide is the act of defecating on a prostitute's chest and then proceeding to sit it in and sliding down her chest so your feces smear over her chest like the mud on a set of mountains.
"Yo! Did you hear Kevin gave the Jefferson Street hooker a New Zealand Mud Slide?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
"Dude! No way! That's awesome! Did he take pics?"
by ChaoTato May 5, 2020

ejaculate; cum; jizz
Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015

by Helpme_1938 March 9, 2019
