Nard

A synonym for loser.

Michael didn't get laid last night,
What a nard.

by Hellonards June 26, 2018

Nard

A sexy good waking gym boy🥶🤤great hair and overall perfect in every way🤩 A great example of a nard is Rosa Parks

OMG Bryce Hall is such a nard he is a gym and he’s just so perfect!

by Addy phillips February 5, 2022

nard

nickname for a cute cat

wow that cats so cute! i’m gonna name her nard!

by goldfishasff March 26, 2021

Nard

Someone who is a complete retard. And a narc too.

Dude, you're a fucking nard. I can't believe you told my mom that I was smoking that doobie.

by doobieboobie October 30, 2019

sneaky nard

When someone gives you a roofy and tattoos "YNOHTNA" on your forehead

Oh man I was drinking with Nard last night and I don't remember anything, I hope he didn't give me a SNEAKY NARD

by Falling Eagle August 13, 2017

Nard Puff

A lil' fart that depending on how your seated creaks out from under your balls (nard) instead of cracking out the back.

Just a little nard Puff, my bad.

by Nard puff June 19, 2022

fuck nard

the dumbest bitch you know

audrey you’re such a fuck nard

by fuckthispussyboy November 5, 2020