Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking

Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Moose

Moose is a god of pure chaos and destruction who happens to be in love with a virtual rollie pollie and a puppet made of wood. Too bad she is currently dead because her dog stabbed her oops

You: wow is that moose??
Moose: no this is goose

by Definitely not Moose November 11, 2020

Moose

Moose is one of the chillest people you will ever meet, he’s shy when he’s in a crowd or with people doesn’t know but if he’s comfortable with you he is awesome. He is a gamer and rather play games then socialize, he also gets very sad all the time for no reason and if he is dating someone and they get along well he will get semi attached and when they leave he’s a broken.

dude: hey did you see moose?
dude 2: yeah i heard he was pretty chill
dude: yeah your 100% right

by Mooseonomy March 6, 2021

Moose

A large individual, he is a giant teddy bear. However, should you disrespect anything he loves he will turn into a destructive force that is almost unstoppable. If you are a loved one of the Moose you will receive love and gratitude for the smallest things you do with or for them. The Moose does not lpve easily but once love is given it is rarely taken back.

This is Moose, he is a great guy. You shouldnt upset the Moose though

by BigRonnyV March 8, 2021

Moose

A tag game that is played in st. John bosco

"You got Moose"

by itsln6 May 14, 2021

Moose

my super cute dog but he can also be kind of a butt. he growls when you take his giraffe.

Me: hey moose do you want to go for a walk?
Moose: *flops around rapidly in excitement*

by sussyb4ka June 30, 2021

Moose

The dog of a spear chucking velro headed toad load, typically likes beer that's room temp and tastes/smells like piss

That guy on rocket league is playing similar to moose!

by The one blk guy January 16, 2022