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Mocha coosta

When someone goes to Starbucks and buys a mocha frappichino then add some LSD to the frappichino and ride around on a roller coaster
Guy 1: Dude are u thinking what I'm thinking

Guy 2: if your thinking doin a mocha coosta then hell ya
by D-pack chopra June 24, 2012
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Mocha Hummer

A blow job from your hot wife first thing in the morning, while she has coffee breath.
This is going to be a great day. I got woke up to a mocha hummer.
by One Man Wolf Pack August 25, 2013
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Mocha Time

Man: be ready at 9:15

Other man: so with Mocha Time that's like 9:45 right

Man: yes
by bing2112 February 25, 2011
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the mocha

when you punch a woman in the eye when your cumming from a blowjob "accidently"
by superbobbyross January 15, 2024
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the mocha

when you punch a woman in the eye when cumming during a blowjob "accidently"
by superbobbyross January 15, 2024
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Zebra mocha

Step 1. Woman assumes crab-walk position to look like a table
Step 2. Prepare a steamy… mocha and place it on the woman’s naval
Step 3. The woman gives the man a slobbery as fuck blow job
Step 4. When the man is ready, he climaxes into the steamy mocha and then proceeds to stir said coffee with his third member
Step 5. The steamy mocha is then consumed by both involved
Gorl, last night Joe and I tried a zebra mocha for the first time… da-lish
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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