Moorf

A fat old lazy man who plays dumb like he is an idiot, when really he is a genius

My teacher is such a moorf.

by fattird12408 April 9, 2009

moara

She's perfect she's smart beautiful sexy outgoing and completely perfect on every level. However she doesn't realize how amazing she is and needs a confidence boost from other people. Should be extremely successful and marry a sexy romantic amazing man. She will have 2 kids a boy and a girl and will be very outdoors kind of people.She is the funniest breed of female out there. She is crazy and will never cease to amaze you. She may have some relationship problems because of all of the guys who want her ;) And she has an amazing ass.

She like to talk a lot, but will always be there for you when you need her most. If you ever manage to get one, never let her go cuz she is the sweetest, nicest, most beautiful person you will ever meet. the best person you can ever meet be very loyal loving and never judgemental

true beauty inside and out very lovable caring person

very loyal to her family

moara loves to work but also loves fun!!!

Girl 1: I'm so jealous of moara...
Girl 2: I know she is actually perfect...

by Pizzaislove123456789 January 29, 2018

FUCK MARF

MARFS HAIR LOOKS LIKE PUBES DAHHHHHHH FUCKING MUSTY ASS LIPS

FUCK MARF FUCK MARF FUCK MARF

by FUCK PETE April 12, 2022

Marf

a sacred word used instead of the word f***/sex/bonk, ect. Generally used by ?Badgers and Bad Asses

1)Keanu Reeves is pretty MARFy, no?
2)You are a motherMARFer
3)I enjoy MARF

by Lizz August 19, 2003

marf

defined by Adrian Glenn of Birmingham, UK in 2003, the word marf is an alternative for the word ''retard''.

1) You're such a marf Facey!!!
2) Dude that is marfed up
3) You fat-headed marfenoid

by Adrian Glenn January 2, 2005

marf

douche, bitch, choch, chode, lame, etc.

Dude, you're such a marf.

by 2014_chiguy January 4, 2008

Marffers

Weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it.

"Oh my god who's that weedy little nob cheese who probably can't do more than 2 push-ups given his 6 year old body. Nordic cunt with no real fashion sense and is a tool of Topman and H+M. Wet.ratty, beady-eyed cunt, little NME reading idie, inbred, mummy's boy cunt with gay stupid smirk and straightened hair. stupid farmer, chinese-shagging, jai bumming bell end with an intention to BREAK THAT HEIMANN...little bumfluffy,stupid,no mates idiot. humous and stir fry eating cunt who breaks his phone by pissing on it cunt?"

"That, good sir,would be Marffers"

"Oooooooooooooh, he's gaaaaaay"

by Nora_Chow March 25, 2009