Goron-milked

The act of grabbing your partners extremity of choice and tugging, pulling, and/or handling it in an attempt to, or make a mock gesture of, extracting milk from said extremity. This action is performed while both (or all) participants make glottal grunting noises similar to the Gorons encountered in early 3D Legend of Zelda games such as Majora's Mask & The Ocarina of Time.

Whoever goron-milked my sister is catching overhands like double cheese burgers

by WheezyAnus May 13, 2025

Minge miffed

Caught in a fleeting feeling.
Bruised feelings.

Similar to butthurt.

Shes minge miffed after the bouncer wouldn't let her in the club and called her ugly.

by Emceenuget May 20, 2025

to be miffed

to feel mildly insulted

She was miffed when I corrected her grammar.
To be miffed happens easily to a person who thinks he is very competent.

by the reading machine November 15, 2017

Bailey's Milked Coffee

A Bailey's Milked Coffee if the act of jizzing in someone's coffee. The salty twist really brings out the flavour of the coffee and is perfect for those who don't drink alcohol.

No no, I'm not drinking I'll go for a Bailey's milked coffee please.

by Strawless donkey December 2, 2021

You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023