A rare breed of stoner, often referred to as “meth head mike” due to his skeletal like appearance. Secretly gay but won’t admit it, mike strives to find his mate, these are called Jakes. When a Micheal and a Jake mate they have a LSD dolphin baby that then runs off into the wilderness. (They both give birth when mating)
by Abraham Lincoln November 23, 2021
by dice cick January 28, 2021
Noun
The Michael Moore Curse is the reason Michigan hasn't beaten Ohio State in football for the last six seasons. Michael Moore blamed Ohio for Kerry's loss in the Presidential Election of 2004. In a blog post, Moore called for Michigan to beat Ohio State the following Saturday to retaliate for Ohio's "betrayal." The following weekend, Michigan State (the Spartans, not the Wolverines) were defeated by Ohio State. The Wolverines suffered the same feat two week later. Michigan has not beat Ohio State since Moore's outburst.
The Michael Moore Curse is the reason Michigan hasn't beaten Ohio State in football for the last six seasons. Michael Moore blamed Ohio for Kerry's loss in the Presidential Election of 2004. In a blog post, Moore called for Michigan to beat Ohio State the following Saturday to retaliate for Ohio's "betrayal." The following weekend, Michigan State (the Spartans, not the Wolverines) were defeated by Ohio State. The Wolverines suffered the same feat two week later. Michigan has not beat Ohio State since Moore's outburst.
I thought with Bush out of the White House, the Micheal Moore Curse would be lifted, but Ohio State owned us . . . again!
by Max C. Webster, III November 21, 2009
by 183748372hsjebrrn November 06, 2021
The anti elvis, the evil opposite of Elvis. Micheal J Fox has no Elvis in him. He is the only person in the known universe that has no Elvis in him, because he is the anti-elvis. He is the only person not currently elvisvolving into elvisness through elvislution towards the image of the king.
"Everybody's got Elvis in them!
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
Lemme tell ya.
Micheal j. Fox has no Elvis in him."
Everybody except one person that is...
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis.
The Anti-Elvis
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in 'em,
Lemme tell ya.
Micheal j. Fox has no Elvis in him."
by thefitnessgramafwe23rware December 23, 2022
by mycityisengland January 04, 2018
Usually the guys there are douche bags that enjoy drawing dicks around the whole school and usually 98% percent apply for colleges but most likely they don’t get accepted cause they suck at basketball.
by Orange Bobbie January 09, 2019