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Get the all messed up mug.Liz Messer is a typical white girl, who gets starbucks everyday, has an iphone, wears uggs, and sweaters but its ok because shes better than you. All the guys love her, especially Rutter. girls envy her, boys drool over her. everyone loves liz. and yes, she is the girl who has the hashtag lizmesserstyle. dont hate on her because you all know she better than andrew rutter. amanda is her right hand man btw. she loves food and tumblr so i guess she even more white. she hates sports so dont ever talk about sports to her or else she'll make everyone hate you because shes def the most popular girl in Springfield. the most hipster person you will ever meet. if you ever happen to run into her, you better bow down to her because shes the baddest out there. tender hearted girl and she makes the best faces. she has the biggest booty in the whoolleee school. she has long light brown flowing hair like rapunzel. always praise liz
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