mateo

Stanky! Ugl rat with juicy feet ready to hummble and get on his knees...
Seduces u with his black short hair and black no soul eyes plus his hugee gigantic thick juciy hairy uncut cock.
He will make you're insides cry..

omg did you see mateo nudes?
Omg yes that cock was like aifell tower..

by hot baby boy February 21, 2024

mateo bedoya

THE SEXIEST MAN IN EXISTENCE OMG. IF YOU HAVE THIS NAME YOU AUTOMATICALLY ARE GOOD LOOKING AND THE SMARTEST MAN EVER. SOME MAY EVEN CONSIDER YOU A GOD

I wish i was dating mateo bedoya ;(

by Sizk.v December 27, 2021

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism

The most epic and dankest type of nationalism around. So true! Many such cases!

Mateo Giraldo Nationalism is inevitable.

by Whatdoesbasedmean November 7, 2021

Mateo Vargas

Top g with more money than Dane Ditlev

Mateo Vargas is hot asf -London

by Tickledurgirlspickle September 7, 2022

Mateo Marin

A hardcore gymbro he does not know when to stop talking either. He used to be a fatass but now he's a reformed with a love hate relationship with creatine. He also hates his ex girlfriend's fucking guts

1:Mateo Marin is so hot
2:Fatass!

by shingching June 23, 2023

F&M (Felix & Mateo)

F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.

-My luvb

M: "What's your dream woman?"

F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"

M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"

by Felix n' Mateo May 13, 2022

Mateo

Mateo is a sensitive person who thinks he is cool.He has multiple crushes,he usually switches between hate and love relationships. He likes to spam with messages and steal other peoples work because he is a piece od shit. Mateo likes to use people to get his work done. He usually likes to swear and play a bad boy but usually is really sensitive. He likes Karleuša and sings all day. He is annyoing

Mateo: can you send me your work pls pls pls
Person 1: okay dont steal it please
Mateo:i wont
*mateo steals it anyway*

by amiamiami November 21, 2021