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Mateo

Mateo is a sensitive person who thinks he is cool.He has multiple crushes,he usually switches between hate and love relationships. He likes to spam with messages and steal other peoples work because he is a piece od shit. Mateo likes to use people to get his work done. He usually likes to swear and play a bad boy but usually is really sensitive. He likes Karleuša and sings all day. He is annyoing
Mateo: can you send me your work pls pls pls
Person 1: okay dont steal it please
Mateo:i wont
*mateo steals it anyway*
by amiamiami November 21, 2021
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Mateo&Storie

Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.
“Mateo and storie are prefect Mateo&Storie are the best couple in the world. They need to stay together forever. Storie is free spirited and In love with Mateo.Mateo is in love with storie and cares so much about her and needs her.
by purrr💖 March 15, 2022
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mateo

lil baby bitch with a big dicckkkkkk. He look like he a recovering failed heroin addict and likes to cook meth not for profit just for funsiesssss. He goes around offering to give head and likes sticking his penis in gatorade bottles in the community fridge. Then he gets hard and it pops like a bottle rocket. Him and his gay lover love to have threesomes with women who role play as dwayne the rock johnson with hair. they need super hairy eyebrows otherwise it doesn't work. He loves the rock hard experience.
Hey baby u know how its our special day?
Imma need that mateo type dome tonight
by Dee Perdadi March 23, 2022
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Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.
Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.
by Lu-frog October 21, 2021
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Mateo

HAS A FUCKIN 70 INCHER
Mateo is hot
by MateoIsHot24 September 16, 2021
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Mateo and Cindy

POV: u meet a Mateo or a cindy and u become bestfriends on June 24!
Mateo: *walks around*
Cindy: *walks around too*
You: Hey!
Cindy and Mateo: Hello?
You: wanna be friends?
Mateo and Cindy: Sure!
by Dontaskmewhyimhere September 19, 2021
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Mateo

Mateo likes little kids, and his sister
Oh look mateo is touching his sisters ass
by Mateo hater September 21, 2021
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