The Craft Market

The general propensity for people to deceive. The 'real world' of conspiracy and exploitation.

'Are you sure about trusting a mysterious company with all of your belongings?'

'Surely no-one would set up a fake courier company on the off chance that they would be asked to transport something worth more than the cost of setting up the scam in the first place!'

'Never underestimate The Craft Market.'

by H.G.Rubin May 29, 2009

market beater

A person who likes to beat the market.

#1 Warren Buffet is a market beater. #2 Dude you are such a market beater.

by tequila guy April 12, 2019

the big market

The stock market .

I'mi in the big market

by aminozuur January 18, 2011

Boston Marketing

Standing outside of a Boston Market in a chicken suit while handing out fliers.

"Yeah, I'm in Marketing, *whispers* boston marketing"

by @catfur July 4, 2012

marketing garp

Misleading nonsense used by major corporations to deceive customers.

Twitter was the free speech wing of the free speech party, and Facebook was making the world more open and connected, but not really. That was all just marketing garp.

by Realist2020 June 24, 2020

Marketing Terrorist

A marketer who makes extreme, sweeping statements about marketing because they have a hidden agenda.

Marketing Terrorist's claims usually come down to some "us vs them" narrative. The most popular form of marketing terrorism is proclaiming some marketing concepts as "dead".

BRUCE: Are you seriously doing lead generation? Lead generation is dead! You should be generating demand on dark social!

CALVIN: Don't be such as Marketing Terrorist. You're just saying that to sell us your demand generation consulting services.

by Calvin Blanc October 22, 2022

Marketing Girl

beautiful, smart, has vigor, relatable, cute, perky, looks good in a pants suit

Wow, Tori looks like a Marketing girl.

by Shamaymay March 28, 2015