Marcus

A man with the smallest dick and ass. Mainly tortured by water.

Marcus is not mighty.

by Elementjhett May 25, 2019

Marcus

Marcus has a small peen and he smells a bit, but everyone likes him (ish)

Marcus has a small wiener

by Big_boi_ben October 7, 2019

Marcus

Marcus is a roadman. Marcus says hes cool. He thinks hes very strong and always take miror self. In genrall hes nice he loves thomas the tank engine even though hes 12.

Im marcus.that means im weak

by Dillonguy August 4, 2019

Marcus

An extremely sexy guy probably goes to a private school and has a 17inch dick if you had a Marcus you would know. Marcus's tend to like soccer and are really good at it. He often has a black and a white friend and probably has a secret identity with one of them.

Oh that's Marcus ? Damn I wish I was with him.

by I know people February 16, 2017

Marcus

An extremely handsome guy with a large penis, but he only has one ball.

Christina: "OMG that guy has the biggest penis I've ever seen! But he only has one ball..."

Aidan: "Oh, he's such a Marcus."

Lisa: "My boyfriend is SUCH a Marcus"

by teeheeimfunny August 27, 2011

Marcus

A fucking idiot that everyone hates. Is in LOVE with call of duty. Has short hair that makes him look like he has cancer.

Uh, that guy is a fucking Marcus!

by Thekingoffools October 24, 2017

Marcus

UGLY BECAUSE HE A MONEY POO POO AND BUTT HE IS A DUMB PERSONS.

"Is that marcus?"
"RUN"

by Heymanthisisthetruth January 20, 2018