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post maloned

To be post maloned is to be so heartbroken from a relatuonship ending, that you become your best self. Like what happened to Post Malone.
"Damn, why's Jaeg's music so good?"
"Oh, he was post maloned; poor guy."
by decoygrandma July 20, 2018
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Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.
Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"
by pop_Crush July 7, 2022
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Guts Malone

A hippie that grows up to be a basketball enforcer. The typical graduation from sports denouncer to sports fanatic. Only the farts smell just as wretched
spotted it! A goatee. Clearly a stoner and new to the game. Guts Malone. More of them poppin up every day
by Randall Fist November 12, 2019
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malone grace

Johnny is a malone grace i wish i could be like him
by The real alien June 15, 2017
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Maggsy Malone

Maggsy Malone is a professional rapper from Croydon who has beef with MC Gillyman.
by Gillyman69 July 3, 2020
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Post Malone

To smoke cigarettes in a manner that appears to promote or enhance the beauty of the big tobacco industry for the sake advertisement.
It is very Post Malone of you to chain smoke like that.
by Audiblethought June 12, 2019
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Post Malone Syndrome

A terrible disease separated into 4 stages, one worst than the other

Stage 1: Frequent rap listening, uses quotes from rappers, makes a few shitty songs, in this stage it can still be stopped, but you must act quick before its too late

Stage 2: Tattoos, more album making, playlist consists of only rap albums, and even 1-2 golden teeth, begins calling themselves their new rap name, its getting too late

Stage 3: More tattos, more golden teeth, dreads, collabs with other stage 3 rappers, perhaps even cigarettes, its too late

Stage 4: the final stage, their entire body looks like a bathroom stall, they have more gold in their mouth than scrooge's whole bank, they have a stupid amount of dreads, they have enough mugshots to fill an entire scrapbook and do more drugs than the entire population of nyc combined, their songs consist of nothing but nonsensical mumbling and gang signs, the only option left is extermination.
Bob aka "Guy 9": "ayo wassup ma homies wunna do a collab tugetha?"

Mike: SHIT HE'S ON STAGE 4 OF THE POST MALONE SYNDROME, JOHN GRAB THE RAILGUN

John: ON IT
by dollarstoreartist November 27, 2022
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