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Black Madonna 

1. A cocktail consisting of Pepsi-Cola and gin, similar to a Rum and Coke.

2. A famous icon venerated in the Catholic Church of Central Europe, purported to be the first icon, allegedly painted by St. Luke the Evangelist on the worktable of St. Joseph from life, depicting the Virgin Mary, albeit with a dark complexion.

3. The lesser-known and scandalous working title of an album by American recording artist Madonna, referencing, in entendre, the icon mentioned above, and herself, featuring preliminary artwork photographed by Steven Klein that featured the singer in full blackface in a pose of benediction mimicking that of the said icon. Subsequently scrapped as a title, the album became known as Hard Candy, released in 2008.

4. An unusually attractive woman of African descent, often American, buxom, mysterious, and generous, of whom little is known, but always arrives at just the right time to save the day. A very reliable, ineffable, black woman or woman with a dark complexion.
1. "Aye, Tommy! Make mine a Black Madonna on the rocks, no Virgin, though--save that for Da Vinci! Ha!"

2. "Every time my mom takes us to Poland to visit her family, we make a minor pilgrimage to view the Black Madonna."

3. "I'm not entirely certain the public would receive an album with the title Black Madonna particularly enthusiastically, M. How about you change it?"

4. "Damn. Janelle is, by far, my Black Madonna. This week has been insane, but whenever shit gets rough, she's there, holdin' it down with me."
Black Madonna by PicklePuss November 15, 2013

Lady Madonna Ramsay 

A celebrity who has a world famous pretzel business.
Lady Madonna Ramsay by kuonsmask January 22, 2022

practicing her madonna look 

Way to old for the many sexual acts you do to please others.
Looks like grandma's back to practicing her madonna look.

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Zakaria Ahmed Madoun is the light in everyones lifes, he brings joy and love. He makes the people around him feel safe and loved. No one is better than Zakaria Ahmed Madoun, he is the one that makes life worth living. He is the one that make me feel that I matter.

Zakaria Ahmed Madoun is my love, my entire life. I love him, and no one could ever be more perfect.
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lerciata la madonna

An a italian parol dat use to bhe rude and emotional at the same time . Colorful unit!
cigolo un botto lerciata la madonna...
nos on me lerciata la madonna
madonna saraspagliata

l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna 

This expression translates directly to, 'the immaculate octopus mary magdalen' and is used to express awe in a situation of disbelief and utter shock.

Only those of profound knowledge are able to attain such vocabulary of mass intellect. It is said to have been passed down from generations.
e.g. Kenneth: kont taf li il-bajd ta Gandhi ghandhom riha ta laham nej? (did you know that Gandhi's ball sack reeks of raw meat?)

Maurice: l-immakulata qarnita marija madonna, waqqajtli tlett sufiet minn imniehri! (he immaculate octopus mary magdalen, i have shed three nose hairs!)