A Lawyer's Grief

Her son developed a form of schizophrenia... But wait! Schizophrenia doesn't usually develop until their 20s!

Hym "You did it again and your kids got murdered for it AGAIN and it lead to ' a lawyer's grief.' He probably knows who I am. That's why he's grieving. This is not the natural consequences of the things I have done. You are doing this to avoid being wrong. That IS the natural consequences of the things you're doing. THIS is an aberration."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025

Lawyer

Lawyers always advertise about standing up for people on TV, the same way cops always talk about protecting people on TV. In the movie American Gangster, the actress fucking Russell Crowe's character Richie Robert's tells him to fuck her like a cop, not a lawyer. If cops are already full of shit, and you don't really want them to be the ones protecting you, what does that tell you about lawyers standing up for you?

Relying on lawyers to stand up for you is like waiting on the cops to come and protect you. If you do either one of those things, you're fucked regardess.

by Solid Mantis January 4, 2021

Schrodinger's Lawyer

A lawkeeper who decides whether they're client should plead guilty based on the verdict of the jury

Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!

Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4

Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever

Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops

by KorokDude August 25, 2023

trump lawyer

A term used to describe low quality legal representation.

"I could have colluded with Russia and cheated on my wife, but all I could find were Trump Lawyers"

by Alpha_Jacks May 16, 2018

Space lawyer

A space lawyer is one that will argue every point of space law same as a sea lawyer or “add place here “ lawyer

“Toby is such a space lawyer , I just want to play the game but he’s arguing about rules again”

by Icepik86 December 14, 2022

Lawyer

A really hot man/woman/nonbinary

Person:Omg is that a lawyer
Me:Yes OMFG their so hot!

by SaulSimper March 12, 2023

Lawyer Girlfriend.

A dangerously adorable mix of brains, confidence, and cross-examination. She’ll win your heart with airtight logic, charm a jury without trying, and still find time to object to your poor life choices—with love, of course.

Damn, if there's one thing I'm sure about, it's that he's definitely got a lawyer girlfriend.

by AcerbicLemon October 10, 2025