moulting lava

When a women finds a used condom filled with semen in her vagina that was lost during sex.

B-rad: I can’t find that condom

Chad: Maybe it’s in my butt still

B-rad: not another moulting lava

by hectorzeroni69 May 3, 2018

Clam lava

When you qweef and a little bit of last nights leftovers ooze out

If you're hungry you can blow some air up my pussy and i can hook you up with some clam lava

by frogqweef January 11, 2023

Lava caking

Much like prairie dogging but with a more liquid consistency.

The morning after Cinco de Mayo I was lava caking so bad that I had to run to the washroom

by JayrocksU June 2, 2018

lava dog

A poop that is so malicious and hot that it feels like your asshole is going to burn/melt; poop that would make one think that they ate magma

Jesus! I just lava dogged so bad I think that my ass hair is singed.

by OhNoSecrets October 4, 2010

lava donuts

Something truly amazing that a volcanic eruption can produce that is natural lava rock which looks like a porous black donut.

Wow, did you see those intense lava donuts?

by Dr Bunnygirl December 4, 2022

lava scissors

When two girls fuck scissor style while on their period

“I like watching my porn lava scissors style.”
“What the hell is wrong with you Mat?”

by Gender_juice April 10, 2023

lava shart

A shart so warm and thick it feels like lava

I just had the hottest lava shart :(

by Big jamie balls July 19, 2021