dirty kristofor 

When you have screwed over someone one to many times, and then that person leaves you in the middle of nowhere next time, just to prove a point. That is a dirty kristofor.

After screwing him over several times now, Dallas was left in the middle if nowhere all the sudden. They were victims of adirty kristofor

dirty kristofor by Uber bear April 2, 2020

Dirty Kriston 

A man who loves to do cocaine on the regular and likes to shit in his hand and clap.
Usually seen walking fast paced, jaw swinging, lip syncing to a song. The majority of dirty Kristons are massive whores who will give their booty up for a free glass of wine and have smelly sweaty ballsacks.

PSA: likely to have gonorrhoea.

Have you seen that man’s jaw?
That’s a dirty kriston

Dirty Kriston by Lesbiansnogays1990 December 3, 2023

You know kris kristofferson? 

Well i am piss pissofferson

You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.

You know kris kristofferson? by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023