Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.

Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.

by KiddRed June 27, 2022

No-shit-knowledge

knowledge that obvious to anyone with half a brain, often aggravating due to its repetition.

girlfriend *interrupting/just making a statement* : "drinking and getting behind the wheel is pretty stupid"
boyfriend *aggravated* "well, yeah... that's no-shit-knowledge..."

by grybenz July 13, 2018

knowledge dump

The act of writing everything you know on a test or exam - usually followed by a feeling of heavy relief or fatigue.

Patrick: Just had a huge knowledge dump - my brain hurts.
Caroline: You should take a nap!

by LOL404 June 14, 2011

Knowledge Biscuit

A nugget of golden wisdom that someone graciously gives you from their mouth to your ears. Also to be exclaimed after dropping said knowledge biscuit.

"I just dropped a knowledge biscuit on your ass."

"Dude did you know Hitler had a huge farting problem? KNOWLEDGE BISCUIT!"

by iamahab April 15, 2012

Juicin' with knowledge

The aftermath of a study bender when you have hella information in your head. To have a substantial amount of knowledge after many hours of studying.

Yo did u see Joe? He's juicin' with knowledge right now!

by ashleenthebean November 3, 2021

Knowledge Monster

An individual with magnificent and powerful intelligence with which he/she is able to defeat all other mindpowers.

In the words of Decker...

"I'm like a Knowledge Monster, you cant touch this!"

by Stevie Y March 4, 2005

knowledge transfer

The act of transferring ones knowledge to another through semen, by direct ejaculation into the tranferies mouth, the recipient musty then swallow to complete the knowledge transfer.

Derrick finally past his math class because he got a knowledge transfer from his father who is an engineer!

by sheriffwayne August 31, 2013