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The Kamikaze Steam Mop 

It is when a girl poops on your face and then follows with urinating on your shit stained face. She then uses her hair to mop and cleanse the dirt away leaving your skin feeling hydrated.
I told her I needed a new face cleanser, and she gave me The Kamikaze Steam Mop! I smell like poo but my face is blemish free!
The Kamikaze Steam Mop by NW and BJ February 23, 2014

Colombian kamikaze 

The act of bending over to snort drugs off any surface.
Last night Joe pulled a Colombian kamikaze on a eight ball of coke and nobody see him since.
Colombian kamikaze by Greg Just Greg December 29, 2015

kamikaze 

Crazy Muthafuka, someone who does something totally insane.
He just jumped off the roof into the pool?? That Kamikaze!!
kamikaze by Fitzie Sensei September 14, 2005

Kamakazied

Where you know your partner is going to return home soon (ideally with a friend/sister or even better her mum for real effect).
You get yourself ready and start beating the meat so your close to blowing, as you hear them come in the door you charge at them with the aim to blow your load over one of them, shouting kamikaze.

About 1 in 5 kamikaze attacks hit the enemy so you may need run multiple attacks or get some friends involved (this could be link to a kamakazied bukkake).
“I knew she had been shopping so would have her hands full when she walked in the door, I called to check she was near to increase the reps preparing for my final dive. On opening the door I kamakazied her hitting her in the middle region and ensuring to penetrate into her shopping bags. She left me but I like to think my fallen soldiers did not dry up in vein”
Kamakazied by Tricky Third Wank November 11, 2020

chinese kamikaze

1. shove one chopstick up your ass and another down your urethra
2. hang day old bananas from the ceiling by a string. (make sure the string hangs the banana at face length... you'll see why in a minute)
3. blindfold yourself
4. walk around and pretend those very bananas are erect penis's as they slap your face ever so.
The Chinese Kamikaze is the reason i get up in the morning.

Kyle: Dude, best Tuesday morning ever.
Rick: Why, what happened kyle?
Kyle: I gave myself a Chinese Kamikaze at my mother-in-laws house before anyone woke up.
Rick: Sweet?
chinese kamikaze by 370 e August 3, 2010

kamikaze 

A word used to mean its cold outside.
Chris: Its bloody freezing this morning!
Trev: Yeah mate, its kamikaze
Chris: eh?
Trev: There's a nasty nip in the air!
Chris: LOL GENIUS
kamikaze by Chubbster July 17, 2011