Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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arm kale

The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.
"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."
by Reallygigi July 23, 2015
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kale hail

The health craze that put kale on the pedestal of ultimate smart foods.
I was never really into the kale hail phase.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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Priyansh kale

The most shitiest person you'll ever meet in your entire life. Fakes everything, from his insta profile to his fucking life. Is a terrible liar, can backstab even the one whom he loves the most for money. Stole his mother's jwellery at the age of 16, played money scam on a foolish lover boy.
by ChachaBihari November 23, 2021
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Papa Kale

a highly sophisticated individual; commonly come acrosses as a fatherly damsel. don’t be fooled by the term “papa” it is merely a term of endearment
“it’s a bird it’s a plane”
“no it’s PAPA KALE

“i wish i was important”

“too bad ur not papa kale
by relwigsnion December 20, 2017
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kiel (kale)

whats kiel (kale)?
a twink.
by miuimu May 14, 2023
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Riley Kale

A fine looking Italian lady, usually of prosperous ancestry, whom is quite fond of Columbian men named Sebastian. When Sebastian arrives late at night, her brother Charlie will gladly give her away for a bowl of pasta.
Sebastian: dang I rly like Riley kale and how she makes the pasta from wet and soft to hard and dry.
by thegingercringer January 31, 2021
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