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Jordan

Jordan is my bestfriend, and he honestly couldn't make me any happier. The one person that you always go to when your down, can be described as funny, caring, silly, and in my opinion very good looking. Someone who doesn't think they deserve anyone but really they deserve the world!? Being honest, Jordans usually have never had a girlfriend and my bestfriend Jordan hasn't. So it'd be hard for me to tell him that I have a crush on him!! Jordan your my bestfriend
Person#1 hey who's that he super funny

Person#2 that's Jordan, just look at the smile
by Madison134 April 17, 2018
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Jordan

Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)
Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS

o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I
by Jordan Yeet April 9, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.
Jordan struggles to have sex.
by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022
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Jordan

An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.
Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠
by Natalie20 March 7, 2019
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Jordan

She's a bitch
She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.
by vjojr25 February 2, 2020
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jordan

a white egirl, curly hair, has a dog named suzi, likes to bite her lip and say "sheeeshhhhh", smol hand long fingers, sits on discord 24/7, valorant addict, shawty, got, the, yes. hi
"I come everyday thinking about the boys, the girls...the girls don’t give me a boner what? No homo tho" - jordan
by maximussy April 28, 2021
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Jordan

The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan, commonly called Jordan, is a country in the Middle East.
Languages: Arabic - English
Capital: Amman
Area: 92,300 km²
Population: 5,800,000
- Jordan love it or get the fuck out of it.

- Say it out, say it loud, I'm Jordanian and I'm proud.
by Nabeeh December 20, 2007
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