Jellyfish sex

When a man or lesbian top uses a woman’s discharge as lube during sex.

Bro 1: hey dude how’d it go with that hottie last night?
Bro 2: Nothing major just some jellyfish sex and titty fuck.

by Edenjayy September 25, 2021

vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

Jellyfish Jam

A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.

Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023

shower jellyfish

Semen that ends up floating around on the shower floor on its way down the drain.

I can't wait until my girlfriend moves in so I can stop sending shower jellyfish.

I need a girlfriend so I can stop slipping on shower jellyfish.

by pcb1 July 19, 2011

Jellyfish Sting

When you have a dip of salt in your mouth to alleviate a kanker-sore and you spit it into someone’s mouth while kissing them.

My mouth was hurting so bad but Amanda wanted to make out so I gave her a jellyfish sting.

by Waxmann September 29, 2023

Jealous Jellyfish

A sexual act of pleasure when one female disposes their urine ontop of a males chest. The female then continues to mix the urine with superglue, causing the mixture to stick onto the males chest. The woman then continues to give oral pleasures to the man, while he rips the mixture of urine and superglue off of his hairy chest.

Wow, Hugo is so brave! He received the Jealous Jellyfish from Zoe last night! Intense!

by CockMinister May 6, 2011

spineless jellyfish

A person who has no since of morality; (in extreme cases) a person without a conscience; one who does not care about the repercussions of his/her actions

Dude 1: Dude this hot chick asked me to take her out on a date and I totally stood her up bro lmao what a dumb bitch.
Dude 2: Wow man, way to be a spineless jellyfish.

by DontieDankboy February 22, 2017