Jeff

The coolest guy you'll ever meet. Jeff = GOD. The best Jeff is one of Asian decent, especially if he's Japanese. Don't bring your girl around Jeff because he will win her over every time just by looking into her eyes. Such a gentleman and a scholar.

Guy: Damn it, there's Jeff. Get behind me Brittney...wait, where's Brittney?

Guy's friend: It's too late, she made eye contact with Jeff. Brittney is Jeff's girl now.

by Woah there. November 19, 2017

Jeff

The nig nog bushwoman

Look at that hairy bitch, what a Jeff

by Joseph Okarot November 22, 2020

Jeff

Jeff is a wonderful utter mad lad. They usually have small penises but girls don’t care cos he got a million dollar bills. Any girl wants a Jeff in their life as he is one of the funniest guys around.

1. Jeff is an utter god.
2. I had sex with him last night he has a rather small penis. Shame.

by Mccoolgang November 22, 2018

Jeff

my name

jeff my name

by bigcorn July 21, 2017

Jeff

A big nosed ho

Damn that Jeff over there has a big nose and he is a ho.

by Thatnibbainthecorner August 11, 2018

Jeff

urmom x 1234567890 = Jeff

Jeff is gay

by SubbedToPewDiePie February 26, 2019

Jeff

He is a sweet talker but sweets are candy and candy is not good for you in the end,brush your teeth and no cavitys,but get diabetes.cool guy but lies to you cuz he lies to himself.one that gives up on love, its unclear whether they will shit or get of the pot.... always

God of men
"Ohmeyegod" that must be jeff.

by Alesia hilton May 2, 2018