Jamaican hedgehog

The act of tying your dreads to your balls in order to assist in self-fellatio.

Did you hear about Davey? He ended up in the hospital because he couldn’t untie his shit after that Jamaican hedgehog!

by Negligent discharge January 9, 2018

jamaican tampon

using a dreadlock as a tampon

i forgot my tampon at home so i used my jamaican tampon

by queer cum guzzler December 7, 2022

Jamaican priest

Are typically blonde fuckboys with the name Dale. They believe in Jesus and the clean beaches. They are really nice to children and sometimes give them BIG surprises. They assume rainbows are gay because of the many colors and, therefore despise them. If you ever meet a Jamaican priest he will more then likely have a very deep, yet smooth, accent.

Stranger: Hello Male Dossman, how are you today?
In thicc accent: Ay maan I'm great how you be today?
Stranger: Wow, you must be a Jamaican priest with an accent like that.

by Oi cuntty November 21, 2019

jamaican toilet

An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong

We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet

by Turkeyjerk August 24, 2016

jamaican hotdog

When you dreadlock your pubic hair and then get that special someone to roll your dick up like a joint and smoke that shit.

"Your sister gave me the jamaican hotdog last night"

by The bacon buttie August 8, 2016

Jamaican sniff

when a man farts in a womens ass and then plugs the asshole and then keeps it plugged for a week and then unplugs it and sniffs it

Dude i heard jeff gave emily a good jamaican sniff

by jeff the sniffer December 2, 2020

Angry Jamaican

Where you eat half a banana, look at your friend suspiciously and smash the leftover banana and peel on the top of their head. It lowkey resembles dreadlocks, and often the reaction of anger is priceless.

*Kyle looks at his friend while eating a banana*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*

by Amish Stalker January 29, 2020