Most people us infinity to describe a number. However, infinity is not a number, but the idea that numbers never end.
I love you the most.
I love you the most x 2.
I love you the most x infinty.
That cant work you jackass
I love you the most x 2.
I love you the most x infinty.
That cant work you jackass
by Big B December 29, 2004
Get the Infinity mug.The biggest number known to all mankind. Very useful when dealing with friends that think that they can out do anyone with saying infinity infinity plus two to the guy who thinks that infinity plus one is the biggest number. May be the answer to all existing problems.
infinity plus three put to use in a normal everyday occurence:
Sally: did you know that kazillion is the biggest number ever?
Joe: Nu-uh, infinity is!
Sally: Kazillion!
Steve: As a matter of fact, it's infinity plus one!
Sally: KAZILLION!
Joe: There's no such thing!
Bob Saget: You're all wrong, the world's biggest number is infinity plus TWO!
Sally: KAZILLION! (dies from heart attack)
Joe: (Asks Bob Saget for autograph)
Steve: (confused)
God: Foolish humans, the world's biggest number is of course, INFINTY(pause) PLUS (pause) THREE!
Sally: (twitching with last remnants of life)
Joe: (shoves Bob Sagot autograph down Sally's throat)
Steve: (kicks Sally's head checking if she's alive)
Bob Sagot: (Slaps his knee) Wouldn't this be even funnier it were on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
God: Yes.
Sally: did you know that kazillion is the biggest number ever?
Joe: Nu-uh, infinity is!
Sally: Kazillion!
Steve: As a matter of fact, it's infinity plus one!
Sally: KAZILLION!
Joe: There's no such thing!
Bob Saget: You're all wrong, the world's biggest number is infinity plus TWO!
Sally: KAZILLION! (dies from heart attack)
Joe: (Asks Bob Saget for autograph)
Steve: (confused)
God: Foolish humans, the world's biggest number is of course, INFINTY(pause) PLUS (pause) THREE!
Sally: (twitching with last remnants of life)
Joe: (shoves Bob Sagot autograph down Sally's throat)
Steve: (kicks Sally's head checking if she's alive)
Bob Sagot: (Slaps his knee) Wouldn't this be even funnier it were on Americas Funniest Home Videos?
God: Yes.
by It's true November 16, 2007
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Infininty docking is a homosexual act where two males engage the art of docking, however in a unique position. The first male is positioned on his hands and knees. The second male then assumes the same position, although he must face in the opposite direction. The two males then grab their partner's ankles with a firm yet sensual grasp. The two extremely homosexual and homoerotic males then create an angle of, 45 degrees with respect to the desired coordinate axis, toward each other with their pelvises. The lead and more agressively dominant male then inserts his erect penis into the foreskin of his erect partner's penis. Thus creating the visualization of the common mathimatical symbol used to represent infinity. From this point the two males then begin to thrust gently, yet passionately, while singing Phil Collins lyrics to each other. This act continues until climax or until the two males realize how gay they are and enter a state of mental disorder.
If both males have been circumsized then a docking sleve may be purchased and used.
If both males have been circumsized then a docking sleve may be purchased and used.
Lance and Edwardo grew tired of attenting the usual rusty trombone parties that occured Milhouse's residence so the decided to pick up a box of wine coolers and try infinity docking.
by Lance Power December 4, 2009
Get the Infinity Docking mug.The situation wherein a small group of nerds will tend to jump from tangent to tangent because each point gives other people new things they want to talk about.
"Okay, so my wizard will cast color spray on the three guards."
"Man, wizards are so overpowered"
"Wait till I get epic level and can teleport you into orbit of the planet. You can't get down unless you have some ability to fly"
"Wouldn't you just explode from the pressure"
"Actually, as long as you breath out, you can stay alive and conscious for a minute or so. And the people at spaceX have training for when this might happen"
"Man, I'm amazed that a privately funded space organization has gotten so far"
"It's what happens when you get a bunch of nerds together"
"And a lot of money"
"You don't need the money, one of my professors built a submarine with his friends"
"It must have been a pain in the ass to organize"
"Yeah, it's like herding cats, where one of them can weld really well!"
... this infinite nerd recursion can continue indefinitely ...
"Man, wizards are so overpowered"
"Wait till I get epic level and can teleport you into orbit of the planet. You can't get down unless you have some ability to fly"
"Wouldn't you just explode from the pressure"
"Actually, as long as you breath out, you can stay alive and conscious for a minute or so. And the people at spaceX have training for when this might happen"
"Man, I'm amazed that a privately funded space organization has gotten so far"
"It's what happens when you get a bunch of nerds together"
"And a lot of money"
"You don't need the money, one of my professors built a submarine with his friends"
"It must have been a pain in the ass to organize"
"Yeah, it's like herding cats, where one of them can weld really well!"
... this infinite nerd recursion can continue indefinitely ...
by Lab_Monkey December 14, 2010
Get the infinite nerd recursion mug.More then infinity; unconditionally and boundless; beyond infinity; unquantifiable in mathematical terms; infinity and beyond; hypothetical numerical amount
by Buck.PatM June 16, 2011
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refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support failing.
Requesting aid
from any vessel within range.
We are 22 jump points
out of Asgard.
Our crew is made up
of Asgardian families.
We have
very few soldiers here.
This is not a warcraft.
I repeat,
this is not a warcraft.
Hear me and rejoice.
You have had the privilege
of being saved
by the Great Titan.
You may think
this is suffering.
No.
It is salvation.
Universal scales
tip toward balance
because of your sacrifice.
Smile.
For even in death,
you have become
Children of Thanos.
I know what it's like to lose.
To feel so desperately
that you're right...
yet to fail, nonetheless.
It's frightening.
Turns the legs to jelly.
But I ask you, to what end?
Dread it, run from it...
destiny arrives all the same.
And now, it's here.
Or should I say...
I am.
You talk too much.
The Tesseract.
Or your brother's head.
I assume you have
a preference.
Oh, I do.
Kill away.
All right, stop!
We don't have the Tesseract.
It was destroyed on Asgard.
You really are
the worst brother.
I assure you, brother...
the sun will shine
on us again.
Your optimism is misplaced,
Asgardian.
Well, for one thing,
I'm not Asgardian.
And for another...
we have a Hulk.
Let him have his fun.
Allfathers...
let the dark magic flow
through me one last...
time....
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support failing.
Requesting aid
from any vessel within range.
We are 22 jump points
out of Asgard.
Our crew is made up
of Asgardian families.
We have
very few soldiers here.
This is not a warcraft.
I repeat,
this is not a warcraft.
Hear me and rejoice.
You have had the privilege
of being saved
by the Great Titan.
You may think
this is suffering.
No.
It is salvation.
Universal scales
tip toward balance
because of your sacrifice.
Smile.
For even in death,
you have become
Children of Thanos.
I know what it's like to lose.
To feel so desperately
that you're right...
yet to fail, nonetheless.
It's frightening.
Turns the legs to jelly.
But I ask you, to what end?
Dread it, run from it...
destiny arrives all the same.
And now, it's here.
Or should I say...
I am.
You talk too much.
The Tesseract.
Or your brother's head.
I assume you have
a preference.
Oh, I do.
Kill away.
All right, stop!
We don't have the Tesseract.
It was destroyed on Asgard.
You really are
the worst brother.
I assure you, brother...
the sun will shine
on us again.
Your optimism is misplaced,
Asgardian.
Well, for one thing,
I'm not Asgardian.
And for another...
we have a Hulk.
Let him have his fun.
Allfathers...
let the dark magic flow
through me one last...
time....
Person 1: This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support...
*7 hours later*
Person 2: Did I seriously just spend my entire day listening to the Avengers: Infinity War Script?
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support...
*7 hours later*
Person 2: Did I seriously just spend my entire day listening to the Avengers: Infinity War Script?
by EndoFlame December 7, 2018
Get the Avengers: Infinity War Script mug.a fallacy in which the argument proposes an explanation, but the mechanism proposed stands just as much in need of explanation as the original fact to be explained — and indeed it stands in need of the same kind of explanation. so it is tempting to apply the explanation to itself.
given the wordcosmological argument/word, the universe must have a beginning. the notion that the universe's origin came about by the random forming of particles in space, there must have been something to first put those particles there. whatever that something is, it must exist outside of time and always exist, lest you get into a series of arguments going further and further back until you have infinite regress.
example: the being 'linda' created all the particles that formed the earth, but who created linda? the being 'bill' created linda, but who created bill? etc. the argument goes on forever until there is a beginning, which was initially required according to the wordcosmological argument/word.
example: the being 'linda' created all the particles that formed the earth, but who created linda? the being 'bill' created linda, but who created bill? etc. the argument goes on forever until there is a beginning, which was initially required according to the wordcosmological argument/word.
by bud newman. February 28, 2003
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