Blooming onion

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion

Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion

by Sweatycumstain June 22, 2025

Blooms

Blooms (stylized as Bl∞ms) is a fandom called to the Filipino girl group BINI. The name Bloom reflects Bini's journey and symbolizes the beginning of springtime, that there is always beauty after every cold trial.

Hello Blooms! How are you?

by the hitman hart May 19, 2025

Blooming

/ˈblo͞omiNG/

Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.

I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.

by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022

Blooming Prairie MN

A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.

My child was just blooming prairie MN'D time to find a place where he/she is appreciated.

by Sirhardknocks January 30, 2021

madison bloom

she is a rude, swearing girl who thinks she is cool at but everyone hates her

ewww! it’s madison bloom

by hippommmm October 11, 2020

bloom soon

When a plant blossoms early according to seasonal norms.

That garden experienced a bloom soon with many of the plants it features.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

shroom bloom

just drugs that’s harry styles does

yo dude let’s write watermelon sugar but on “Shroom Blooms”

by hellrry March 12, 2022