IL@U

IL@U is simply put, "I laugh at you"

"i was on the phone last night to this chick and i thought i'd lost my mobile but turns out, i was talking to her on it! god i felt stupid."
"that is totally dumb! IL@U"

by A.M.Issy December 30, 2007

Oswego, IL

Pretty shit town on the suburbs of chicago. Absolutely nothing to do here, besides roach infested dairy hut, and shu's sushi. Kids are either preppy ass rich white kids who go to the prison known as oswego east, or drug addicted wannabe thugs who go to oswego high.

Hey man, im thinking of moving to Oswego, IL
Fucking dont. It sucks.

by Cullen Barker September 27, 2019

Rockford, IL

A huge shithole in Northern Illinois. Somehow is considered a suburb of Chicago but is 4 hours away. You can go swimming in the Rock River and solve 90 missing persons cases simultaneously. There’s nothing to do there besides smoke weed, kill people, and rob stores due to there being no jobs. It’s common nickname is Glockford. It’s one of the most dangerous cities in America, & it raises a bunch of shitheads. But everyone who lives here loves it despite its faults. Don’t move here though.

Guy 1: “Yo, you ever been to Rockford, Il?
Guy 2: “Dude I grew up there. Why you think I am the way I am?”

by traphouzemri March 10, 2019

il duce

1. Literally means the Chief in italian, term coined by Musolini to describe himself in the seonc world war.

2. Innuendo for the word douche due to remarkable similarity in word construction.

1. "The head of the facist party was Musolini, il Duce."

2. Johnny Tran why are you being such an il duce?

by China Man April 25, 2005

Vienna, IL

A town in the most south south of Illinois, surrounded by cows, corn, and pigs, Vienna Illinois is a hillbilly redneck town, with Hillbillies as far as the eye can see. Its a waving town, so when a car passes, no matter if you know the person or not, you will wave anyways. Its surrounding towns, are Anna, Buncome, and Cypress. The High School is the Vienna Eagles. This is a small town. 5 gas stations,3 old people homes, a dairy queen, a subway, and a mcdonalds.

Mable Sue- "Why did that man just wave at me, I didnt know him."
Ellie May- "Well Gosh, he must be from Vienna, IL"

by Elliemay12121 January 25, 2011

Rockford, IL

A shithole that needs more hotties. The only thing the town has going for it is the mass amount of marijuana for all to smoke.

Hey man, don't go to Rockford, that place sucks.

by el_mejicano April 15, 2005

grosse ile

GROSSE ILE is a ISLAND BY THE DETRIOT RIVER PEOPLE SAY WE ARE SEPRATED FroM THE REST OF THE WORLD. THAT ARE FOOTBALL TEAM SUCKS AND THE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS SOCALIZE ON THE HILL! PEOPLE SAY WE ARE RICH WHITE BITCHES AND GROSSE POINTE MAKES US LOOK BAD BUT HEY SOME OF THE HOUSES ON GROSSE ILE ARE BIGGER THAN YOUR LOCAL HOSIPTIALS! THE CARS WE DRIVE ARE FRICKEN AWSOME! THE MIPS ARE FRICKEN CRAZY AND THE COPS ARE GOING CRAZY OVER HERE. THE MIDDLE SCHOOL WAS ALL WHITE THIS YEAR THATS WHY PEOPLE CALL US WHITE BITCHES! WE ARE SELF CENTERED AND THAT WHATS MAKES US! WE FEED OF OF PEOPLES NEGATIVE ENGERY! THEY ARE MORE GIRLS FIGHTS THEY GUYS! WE HAVE HAD GIRLS POORING SMOOTIES OVER PEOPLES HEADS! NASTY STUFF BEING SAID THAT MAKES PEOPLE WANT TO KILL THEM SELF! GO AHEAD AND SAY WHAT U WANT TO SAY THAT WE SMOKE POT AND GET HIGH MOST OF THEM DO! IF ONE GIRL GOES DOWN THEIR WHOLE CLIQUE GOES AND JOINS THE FIGHTS

GROSSE ILE IS DANGER

by ALEXxisxHOTT October 16, 2008