Adverb, Slang
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 11, 2020
Get the Neurotypical High-Fivemug. You and your friend find a girl that good for a three way and one hits it from the back while the other is in front getting sucked and the two high five.
by Smallchungus__69 March 13, 2022
Get the Hamilton high fivemug. First you find a girl that would be down for a three way one friend gets behind and hits it from the back and the other gets in front and gets sucked off. the two friends then high five over the object in the middle
by Smallchungus__69 March 15, 2022
Get the Hamilton high fivemug. Rachel, afraid of not knowing her own strength and injuring feeble old man Mike, gave him a diet high-five
by buffbutler October 3, 2010
Get the diet high-fivemug. Wayside High-five= You go up to a friend who is doing something or not paying attention and slap their ass as hard as you can.
by Big Red T January 27, 2008
Get the Wayside High-fivemug. A high five given to an unsuspecting person after applying baby powder to ones genitals. It is so-named because hotter, more humid areas necessitate such application to prevent chafing, and also because Florida is America's Wang. This is a relatively easy prank to pull, as a hanging hand is so irresistibly inviting and most people accept the invitation of a high-five without a second thought.
(Person X applies baby powder to scrotum with right hand while Person Y is in the bathroom. Person Y exits bathroom.)
Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).
Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).
(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)
Person X: Dude, we're in Florida! (holds up right hand).
Person Y: Hell yeah we are! (grants high-five).
(A faint cloud of white powder encircles the hands, and Person Y realizes he has been given a Florida High-five.)
by Frank the Fourth July 10, 2010
Get the Florida High-fivemug. When two nazi feel really good after killin some jews they do something called the hitler high five which is a motion of pointing your hand in the air and smacking ones hand
by mimict2 November 10, 2020
Get the Hitler High Fivemug.