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TV Hermit

An individual who has little to no social life and spends their whole day in the house watching television obsessively. These people probably have Vitamin D deficiency because they never see sunlight.
Domonique: What did you do yesterday?
Josh: Nothing much. I was a TV hermit and watched the third season of Buffy the Vampire Slayer until 3AM.
by vitalshot June 23, 2011
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pink hermit

Vaguely derogatory term referring to computer game nerds.
"Why are pink hermits always port-begging ? "
by xiof December 7, 2016
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dirt hermit

A person who enjoys licking, fingering, fucking or in general, playing in assholes (human, animal or other).
Example:1 Watch your ass around that guy, he's a dirt hermit.
Example:2 That dyke is ass happy. Big ol' dirt hermit.
Example:3 He's a DIRT HERMIT! We just caught him eating his dog's ass!
by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016
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hermitity

Using the word "Hermit" as a verb. Hermit being the status given to oneself or another for staying home in solitude without regard for society or social conforms.
"I'm about to go into a long bout of hermitity"
by SwoleStealer July 15, 2016
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arse hermit

Large bubble of puss that forms over the anus blocking waste from exiting.
timmy quit being such a arse hermit .
by Jdiajcb June 14, 2016
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