When it seems your injuries are incurable and you pass through the layers of permanent death, thus scream SPAGHETTI HELMET and ve cures of all your wounds!
He clearly died before me, I mean I severed his spine, then out of nowhere he screamed spaghetti helmet, and he stood up completely unscathed and his spine reattached. It was some bullshit.
by Sarah neuman October 17, 2021
by MICKY H January 10, 2008
hairstyle that resembles a helmet made from pubic hair, due to the tight curls that make it seem impenetrable, like a helmet.
super mario for example.
very popular look among middle-aged women.
super mario for example.
very popular look among middle-aged women.
dude, no wonder mario could jump up and break bricks with his head like whoa, he had the meanest pube helmet ever!
jonah kerr, seth rogen, your grandma.
jonah kerr, seth rogen, your grandma.
by andocommando February 15, 2010
“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”
Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm
by Hairy Callahand June 21, 2023
by Joe71444 January 18, 2011
You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.
by Semi Wynn April 27, 2006
Slang for manmeat, cock, penis, willy, one-eyed snake, meat and two veg, party sausage, kojak in a roll-neck, etc
Associated with the shape of anti-hero Darth Vader in George Lucas's popular Star Wars episodes.
Associated with the shape of anti-hero Darth Vader in George Lucas's popular Star Wars episodes.
"Hey, man! Don't let your momma catch you playing lightsabre with your Vader Helmet or you'll feel the force of her Dark Side..."
by Pangy November 17, 2003