Redneck Helmet

Yet another term for Trucker Hat

Paul - You going shooting tonight Chris?
Chris - Sho is, why?
Paul - Don't forget your Redneck Helmet.

by Chipis August 30, 2012

snow helmet

wen a man masturbates and is about to cum and holds his forskin together and ejaculates into it.

dude i was so tired last night i gave my self a snow helmet

by MICKY H January 15, 2008

Nasal Helmet

When you pull your girl’s freshly worn panties (stains and skid marks a plus) over your head with your eyes peering thru the leg holes and the gusset running down your nose like a knight’s nasal helmet.

The nasal helmet was a type of combat helmet characterised by the possession of a projecting bar covering the nose and thus protecting the center of the face.

Rachel left her workout panties on the floor when s he she took a shower so I made myself a nasal helmet and enjoyed her ripe, pungent fragrance.

by Eaton Holgoode January 23, 2018

Grease Helmet

A Hair-do (or don't) featuring one continously pasted together segment of hair covering the entire head; Hair that is so greased and/or gelled that it has no independant movement and creates a "shell" around the head. Popular adhesives include, Hair "Dressing" Hair Gel, Relaxer, Gerri-Curl, ect.

"The wind is blowing 40mph and her hair hasn't budged; It truly is a grease helmet."

"My God Dave! Do you think you could have anymore Murphy's hair dressing on that grease helmet of yours?"

by MTizzleHizzleFoShizzle January 19, 2010

Fireman's helmet

a penis head. It resembles a fireman's helmet when turned to the side.

I showed my friend my fat fireman's helmet! It was bigger than his!

by Joe71444 January 19, 2011

salmon helmet

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.

You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.

by Semi Wynn June 11, 2006

Vader Helmet

Slang for manmeat, cock, penis, willy, one-eyed snake, meat and two veg, party sausage, kojak in a roll-neck, etc

Associated with the shape of anti-hero Darth Vader in George Lucas's popular Star Wars episodes.

"Hey, man! Don't let your momma catch you playing lightsabre with your Vader Helmet or you'll feel the force of her Dark Side..."

by Pangy November 17, 2003