ball hedge

The males ball sack which has an overgrown forest that cant be controlled!!!

1. At closer look you have a pimple on your ball hedge

2. Your ball hedge taste rather salty

Homeboy1: when was the last time you trimmed your ball hedge it looks overgrown
Homeboy2: its difficult because i have to keep sharpening my trimmer, can you show me how to use yours?;)

by The master trimmer May 30, 2017

Hedge

To trim someones pubic hairs while performing fellatio. In Paris you can get a Topiary Hedge.

He was clean, tidy and satisfied after the Hedge was trimmed.

by Cha Cha Re February 6, 2021

micheal hedges

Micheal Hedges is a guy who likes young boys and he hits on 3rd graders. He is one of the biggest creeps that keeps asking people to bend over inform of hime. If u don’t bend over then he will bend u over and rape you. Each time he sees a 5 year old girl his penis gets harder the the roxky mountains.

Random student: Hey mr. Hedges how can I raise my grade up in your class.
Micheal Hedges: give me that BOODY BOYYYY!!!
Random student:umm what?
Micheal Hedges: BEND OVER AND GIVE ME THAT BOODY NOWWWW BOY!!!!!!!

by Hi boy, jack johnson January 11, 2019